“Celebrate the 19th Congress; Create New Glory.”
All the online shoppers.
All the Tweeters.
All the Facebookers.
All the thwarted Captcha completers.
All the fans of televisual diversity.1
“Firmly Establish ‘The Four Confidences‘; Ensure the Cause of Party and Country Advances Consistently in the Correct Direction Towards Victory.”
All the former leaders who never had any of their excellent thoughts enshrined in the Party constitution.
All the drone enthusiasts.
All the fireworks enthusiasts.
All the narcotics enthusiasts.
All the drinkers.
All the dancers.
All the jaywalkers.
All the polluters.
All the advertisers who suddenly found there were a lot less billboards to go around.
“Continually Strive for the New Victory of Socialism with Chinese Characteristics.”
“Become More Tightly United around the Party Central Committee with Comrade Xi Jinping at the Core.”
- Except in Xiamen.
- Not technically related to the congress, admittedly, but still.